Funny Bumper Stickers

I found these tonight while using my favorite social bookmarking system StumbleUpon. Here are a few that made me laugh:

Without geometry, life is pointless.
My gamer fragged your honor student.
National Spellling Bee Runer-Up
Dyslexics Untie!
In case of rapture, can I have your car?
Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!
Want a little taste of religion? Bite the minister.
To err is human, to moo bovine.
Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.
Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.

Anyways, have fun.